Category Archives: The Mark of the Douche

Keep the WAVE going!

I have to admit: in a matter of moments, these people sucked all the fun out of Twitter for me. And I reckon someday we’ll look back and remember how fun it was when everything was new, but as for me, right now I’m going to read a book.
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6:46 pm

It’s so easy to get hooked on BillyBob controversy crack

Without it, you start to manufacture dissent.
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9:38 pm

Amazing that this little rope can support both me and my massive, clanging balls

Oh, and did I mention I was rich?
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8:58 pm

It’s hard out here for a (possibly gay?) UX designer

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2:26 pm

The Mark of the Introspective, Bemused Douche

Jon Lax wants you to know that he’s not like all the other people on Twitter. And if you have a big monitor, you can see him all the way down there in the corner, chuckling to himself over how clever he is.
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7:16 pm

Shall I tweet about my manly globe-trotting adventures, or pimp my Edelman PR pals?

Perhaps a bit of both.
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5:55 pm

“… by his Twitter background ye shall know him – the Mark of the Douche”

Spend enough time on Twitter and you come to learn a lot about people from the backgrounds of their Twitter profiles. Luckily, the easiest to spot is the douche. A brief field guide (see plate I : Un-Marketing):
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12:59 pm

  • WTF?

    Maybe you feel the only thing more pathetic than a Twittering nerd is making fun of a Twittering nerd.

    But, here we are.
    And here you are.

    Tips, tricks, tweets:
    tweet.makers@gmail.com
    @twhole